Superman Beware

Usually I'm like "Fuck Venesala", that South American country place has more descendants sired by Nazis than Paris Hilton has cold sores, but recently I've taken an interest in how things are going down there.  And that makes little sense considering I don't even bother spelling the name of the country correctly, but Hugo Chavez, whose normal shenanigans don't even get an eyebrow raise has my undivided attention for a very specific reason, and that reason is that he is teetering on the verge of Supervillainy in an alarming way. 
That's not just casual observance mind you, it's factually verifiable.  Follow if you will... Hugo a few years ago:



Got it?  Kind of cool, rocking a beret and a fucking parrot like a Goddamn pimp.  And... wait.  Hold on, is the parrot ALSO rocking a beret!?  HOLY SHIT, no wonder he's making that face, and all while he's dressed like what I assume is a boy scout!  I could not pull this look off in the slightest, but he can.  And keep in mind as he's doing this he's simultaneously running a nation.  Awesome.  Here's another:



BOOM!  Same beret but we've added a sash and what is presumably a heil Hitler salute.  What?  He's just waving?  Prove it dick hole! 
But regardless of this seemingly relaxed, casual hatred of the Jews and having tiny bird headwear produced, he's been a pretty terrible leader.  Not crazy invade another country for no reason terrible, but he's been moving steadily toward the madness side of the spectrum for a few years now.  And if you disagree, here's what he looks like today:



If this isn't what Lex Luthor would look like if his dad was Ricardo Montalbon I don't know what is.  This guy is clearly one botched operation from taking the world hostage with some sort of sun missile, giant robot, or killer yeti goon squad. 
And I know he's been diagnosed with cancer and that sucks and I certainly don't wish him ill, but if that isn't the face of someone who's thinking about how to weaponize kryptonite I don't know what is.