A Nightmare Without End: Red Hulk Unleashed

 

You drew the stink lines and everything

I don't judge anything by its color.  Except for the Hulk because whenever he turns a different shade other than one that begins with 'g' mediocrity ensues.  Dude, he's not kryptonite, we don't have a bunch of different coloured Hulks and if we did then this version should be blue because that's what his story line did.  And this idea just won't go down, it's like DeNiro in the end of Raging Bull.   To wit: just recently released on the interweb was this supposed quote regarding the new Hulk TV series:

“David Eick and Guillermo del Toro submitted a treatment that includes the development of the Red Hulk as a villain. Thought you might like to know”

No mystery man, you are wrong, I did not want to know.  I found my iphone in the washing machine this morning (which totally had a girl's phone number on it, you don't know her she lives in Canada) and this news actually made my day worse.  What, did Ron Perlman not use up all the "Hellboy Red" body paint they whipped up?  If Ryan Reynolds was an idea, this is what he'd look like.  Holy shit, you don't think they'll give him the part, do you?  That's the worst idea ever, I can't believe you'd even say it!

Sorry, can't fix it