Ah, a Point Break remake. It's like there's a machine in Hollywood that was programmed to come up with the worst movie ideas ever and it's stuck on 'High Output'. This idea is so putrescent-ly bad I'm amazed that it won't be shot as a musical to capture those kids who love Glee, or have a Bodhi/Johnny Utah love scene to capture those kids who love Glee. I mean what the shit is going on? It's the two year anniversary of Patrick Swayze's death so they wanted to celebrate it by making his corpse roll over... Can't wait for the Dirty Dancing porn homage.
But hey, don't worry, it's not going to be a shot for shot remake! Instead they'll be extreme sports nuts and it's going to be set in Las Vegas! Ok, so it's not Point Break, it's Point Break plus Drop Zone divided by XXX. Well, at least you didn't make the sequel where Bodhi lives and a surfing Navy SEAL has to infiltrate his new team in Indonesia. So thanks, I guess.
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