Are these supposed to be fucking smurfs in an urban setting, are we supposed to believe that a mythological creature three apples high has any business being in New York City? You've got to be shitting me! And this 3D enhanced imaging bullshit is more offensive than if this were a porn where Hollywood producers repeatedly raped Peyo's corpse for an hour and a half.
Like I get it, parents will put anything in front of their kids that will keep them silent for ten whole minutes, but this is where I draw the line at what is acceptable children's viewing:
It's a Scottish smurf. And he has mutton chop sideburns. Do you know how much absinthe you have to drink to make this azure shit even remotely interesting? This sucks more blue cock than that chick who was dating Dr Manhattan in The Watchmen. You may think this isn't a big deal but imagine what kind of crap the kids who grow up on this stuff will produce when they're older!
Gnap!
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