Thursday 29 September 2011

Robert Pattinson Set To Release Album

Sucks on and off the screen
Yeah, you read that right.  And you know it's true because news this bad can't possibly be a mistake.  Apparently after years of offending America's eyes with his 'acting' this choate is now determined to infect our ears with his patented brand of awfulness. I know that Britain is our closest ally but personally I think that if they drop this album on our unsuspecting country it should be considered an act of war.  In related news, his publicist has yet to comment on the rumors that the album cover will feature three Greek boys having sex with each other.

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